But how about this for the lifelong England supporter (who doesn't want to stop there): an attractive white coffin sporting the Cross of St. George and the Three Lions of England. I spotted it at an undertaker's in Walthamstow.
By the way, did you know that Death is a fine football player? That's why he's known as the Great Equaliser ha ha. (Hmm.. needs work, that one, I think..)