Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Trombone Joke

Just heard Harry Connick Junior and Branford Marsalis exchanging trombone jokes on Radio 4:

What's the difference between a trombone and a trampoline?
- People take their shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

ha ha!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Very good. I've heard similar about viola players and hedgehogs. Any good drummer jokes would be good.

How do two trumpet players introduce themselves?

Hello, I'm better than you.

johnny

angus said...

Well.. I only know this one (probably you've heard it):

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians?
- A drummer.

Anonymous said...

How do you know when the stage is level?

The drummer dribbles from both sides of his mouth.

johnny

Stu said...

Hey look... loads of them here http://www.mit.edu/people/jcb/jokes/

A girl went out on a date with a trumpet player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was it? Did his embouchure make him a great kisser?"

"Nah," the first girl replied. "That dry, tight, tiny little pucker; it was no fun at all."

The next night she went out with a tuba player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was his kissing?"

"Ugh!" the first girl exclaimed. "Those huge, rubbery, blubbery, slobbering slabs of meat; oh, it was just gross!"

The next night she went out with a French horn player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was his kissing?"

"Well," the first girl replied, "his kissing was just so-so; but I loved the way he held me!"